spontaneousmusicalnumber:


chusovitina:

hanamon:

kanaya-maryam-is-dead:

angryvriska:

cyberacat:

youtastedalektable:


she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS
OKAY
I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE

so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.

At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.

#FRIENDS I HAVE SOME ADVICE FOR YOU#DO NOT TRY TO WALK OR SWIM OUT OF A BLOCK PIT#GET YOURSELF HORIZONTAL#AND THEN ROLL OUT#IT WORKS JUST LIKE TANK TREADS GOING OVER UNEVEN TERRAIN#ITS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET SOME TRACTION AND NOT GET SUCKED BACK IN
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS
DONT PANIC
TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

chusovitina:

hanamon:

kanaya-maryam-is-dead:

angryvriska:

cyberacat:

youtastedalektable:

she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS

OKAY

I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE

so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.

At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS

DONT PANIC

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

(via mischeifmandley)


smileprettybaby:

ruinedchildhood:

toewsbeard:

human:

android users be like 

image

iphone users be like

image

android users be like 

image

image

iphone users be like
image

(via vvolfhound)


damnthatswhack:

That last kid gives me hope

(via stalkingtherejects)


so let me get this straight:

mallorylrc:

sparklyelegance:

rawrgoesjerran:

double06:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

image

people with vaginas are fucking badass.

people with vaginas 

what are they called again?

They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.

whoop there it is

(via shyswil)


justanotherhighschoolgrad:

vittyyluvscookies:

unsolicited disney

when 90’s kids grow up

(via shyswil)


vegetarian-monster:

shadicasper:

#BreakingStereotypes

brought a tear to my eye. Please have more desis engaging in positive change in public forums! Anything will help to create attitudinal shifts so that our generation (and the next one and the one after that) will hopefully advance to the point where we don’t have the same discussions about gender roles, career expectations, and good, traditional, “Indian” values.

(via hellsleepsaround)


naalajay:

dustyqueefs:

marlianguisette:

drunkenbruises:

brofisting:

coblynau:

sports

this gif fixes sadness

*kiss* 
*kiss*
*smile*
*boop*

World War everything ended.

look how the refs face softens when they kiss tho

i actually do love this

naalajay:

dustyqueefs:

marlianguisette:

drunkenbruises:

brofisting:

coblynau:

sports

this gif fixes sadness

*kiss* 

*kiss*

*smile*

*boop*

World War everything ended.

look how the refs face softens when they kiss tho

i actually do love this

(via shyswil)


surprisebitch:

milliardo:

when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like

image

i cant fucking breathe

(via shyswil)


saudi-in-the-audi:

eyecandyandlust:

tag-redfield:

derekwtf:

panatmansam:

The coolness of this gif is beyond words.

Ugh omg

water porn

I think I just fell in love

Woah

saudi-in-the-audi:

eyecandyandlust:

tag-redfield:

derekwtf:

panatmansam:

The coolness of this gif is beyond words.

Ugh omg

water porn

I think I just fell in love

Woah

(via c4n-you-n0t)


eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

(via shyswil)


a-gradual-decompression:


weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

(via heyfunniest)



xydexx:

And they lived happily ever after. The end.

xydexx:

And they lived happily ever after. The end.

(via heyfunniest)


slapping:

why cant i be gaining followers instead of gaining weight

(via c4n-you-n0t)


cinderellainrubbershoes:

International covers of Coraline by Neil Gaiman. :)

cinderellainrubbershoes:

International covers of Coraline by Neil Gaiman. :)

(via coralineftw)